Words of Wisdom

I have just found these on a tiny piece of paper after *tidying* up my room.

Love them.



Special people ignore your broken gate and admire the flowers in your garden.

It is the little blessings that let us see just how lovely life can be.

Each day is a gift. That's why we call it the present.

Happiness enters our lives through doors we don't even remember leaving open.

Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worth while.
(Hmm, pun detected . . . hehehe)

Kindness is the ability to love someone more than they deserve.



I have also gathered more MSN names and random things, which I am going to post now:

Can.Only.Make.Me.Stronger [[Haters!]]

work it, make it, do it, makes us, harder, better, faster, stronger
work it harder make it better do it faster makes us stronger

Being Perfect may be ok for barbie, but just remember.. she ended up with a guy who has plastic balls =] hahahahahahha / BagRash!

If.You've.Got.Soul.Let.The.World.Know. - |"Blatantly Potatoes"| ~[[Tangents&Tornadoes™]]~ - "Love It P"



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have fun




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YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when...

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years..

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your
coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
: )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list

AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself.

Go on, forward this to your friends. You know you want to!



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Guys, I just want yo'all to know, I did most of it. This is so true. Love it :]

I Owe My Mother

I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION .
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL .
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC .
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC .
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT .
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY .
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS .
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM .
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA .
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER .
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY .
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times......don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE .
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION .
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY .
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING .
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE .
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP .
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOUR .
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT .
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you' ll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS .
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS .
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM .
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE .
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

LOL - I'm LOLing - some random funny things of mine

I recently got stung by an unidentified flying something on my knee and it
really hurted, and now i have got bitten twice on my arm . .. loverly, I'm sure
you'll agree!

beeping slags

Bag rash!!

oh fiddle

oh fiddle sticks

are you all right?
no i am 50% left

male and female parental units

textual messages

"the folks" gosh, the youth of today
what an expression

oh fiddle i am bored :]

Being Perfect may be ok for barbie, but just remember.. she ended up with a guy who has plastic balls =]

hahahaha

"You can't just go around killing people just becauase you don't agree with them"

I think my finger and your eye just had an intimate moment


tell your boxers its rude to point hahaha

Stupidest thing you have ever done: I once differentiated x to the minus five as minus one over x to four! What a klutz I am!

"every one is farting, poor glyn nealry blew him self up" oh LOL
"three cretins have checked into our hotel"

You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I'll tickle your catastrophe!

When the rabbit of chaos is pursued by the ferret of disorder through the fields of anarchy, it is time to hang your pants on the hook of darkness. Whether they're clean or not.

[Thine] face is not worth sunburning.

Get thee to a nunnery

[Thou hath] not so much brain as ear wax.

A mistress is what goes between a mister and a mattress


"When I'm listening to classical music, I feel like a serial killer. That's a bit worrying isn't it?"

If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

After God had created Adam he noticed that he looked very lonely. He decided to help.
He said "Adam, I've decided to make you a woman. She'll love you, cook for you, be sweet to you, and understand you."
Adam said "Great! How much will she cost me?"
The answer came back, "An arm and a leg."
"Well," said Adam "what can I get for a rib?"

A penguin goes into a pub and says, "Has my brother been in?" And the barman says, "Dunno - what's he look like?"

A bloke goes into a pub with his pet newt, and says, "I'll have a pint of lager - and a saucer of milk for Tiny, please."
"Why's he called Tiny?" asks the barman. "Because he's my newt," says the man.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?"


okies thats enough for now :]]

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