Bebo and stuff!

Luke Warnerhttp://lwgw.bebo.com/

Just found this.

Oh, and I have added Skype to Bebo, so now people can rendomly call me, for free on my computer! (But only if you have Skype and a microphone!!!). I have a microphone, becuase Ben got me one for christmas! Thanks ben!!! :) I have done the test call to the nice woman on the other end of the computer, but I havent been able to call anyone to test that they can here me becuase the two people that I have added - ben and james - appear to be offline or arenot answering!!!!! Call me fools!!! Anyway, i think i will love skpye, (havent used it yet), and finally, thank you everyone for my amazing christmas presents!!!!

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From Go-Quiz.com

Retard Percentage Test . . . . 30% for me, apparently

1.[x] I have walked into a glass/screen door.
2.[ ] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.
3.[ ] I have choked on my own spit
4.[ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.
5.[ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.
6.[ ] I have accidently caught something on fire.
7.[ ] I've told a cop to fuck off and gotten screwed for it.
8.[ ] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went int my nose, rather than my mouth.
9.[x] Sometimes when I think of something funny, I laugh out loud and people look at me like I am weird.
10.[ ] I've caught myself drooling
11.[ ] I've accidently caused an explosion. *coughs*
12.[x] If someone says the word "fart", I can't help but laugh. (sometimes!)
13.[ ] I've turned into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times.
14.[ ] Sometimes I just...stop thinking & zone out.
15.[x] It is POSSIBLE to lick ur elbow (matt l could do it y7/8)
16.[ ] I just tried to lick my elbow.
17.[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.
18.[ ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice"
19.[x] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking (that is soo anoying!)
20.[x] I [have used] my fingers to do simple math.
21.[ ] I've jumped off a moving vehicle (fell off, but that doesnt count!)
22.[ ] I ate a bug for $5 or less.*haha*
23.[x] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important.
24.[ ]I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't.
25.[ ] I've peed my pants when I was HIGH.
26.[ ] I've ran around naked when I was drunk
27.[x] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.
28.[ ] I accidently break a lot of things.
29.[ ] my friends know not to use big words on me.
30.[ ] actually im fun to kick it with and laugh with friends like me because I'm fun to laugh at.
31.[ ] I cock my head to the side when I'm confused.
32.[x] Sometimes i start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.
33.[x] I've fallen out of my chair before.
34.[ ] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.

Instructions:
Copy and Paste.
Fill in the x's for you
Once you get your answer multiply the Xs' by 3 and you'll see how retarded you are, and put it in the title LOL!

A few questions and answers

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Luke William George Warner
Birthday: 6th July 1990
Birthplace: stroud
Current Location: stroud
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: brown
Height: tallish, over 1m.
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: english
The Shoes You Wore Today: trainers
Your Weakness: being too nice probs!
Your Fears: looking down when i am hanging off a cliff! (but not heights)
Your Perfect Pizza: ham + pineapple, from pappas!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get as levels!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: i havent got a cup of tea yet.
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes
Your Bedtime: 10 - 10:30 ish, parents early birds
Your Most Missed Memory: treble days! (first thing i thought of)
Pepsi or Coke: if refering to phosporic acid, i usually say coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: md
Single or Group Dates: neither
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: No, I most certainly do not. I have intelligence.
Do you Swear: Sometimes/probably!
Do you Sing: yes. in choir.
Do you Shower Daily: no.
Have you Been in Love: no. (am)
Do you want to go to College: at downfield.
Do you want to get Married: yes.
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: dont think so
Do you think you are Attractive: well, someone likes me so i guess so, but i might prob say no
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: yes, when tehy dont shout
Do you like Thunderstorms: lightning,
Do you play an Instrument: sing, but WANT TO LEARN PIANO
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: NO!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: i suppose i have yeah
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: YES
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: NOPE. woops. nope.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: walked on a stage lol but wasnt preforming.
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: no
Ever been called a Tease: yeah, but they love it really
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: nope the one singualr starburst fell out my pocket!!!!!!!!!!!!
How do you want to Die: quickly/peacefully, in my bed
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: author!
What country would you most like to Visit: china, to see a panda!

In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: blonde
Short or Long Hair: long, wavy, curly
Height: dont mind
Weight: dont mind
Best Clothing Style: a good one? lol i dont care really long as they dont look like a hobo
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: lots!!!!!!!
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: loads

Luke's Q&A
WHAT IS YOUR IDEA OF PERFECT HAPPINESS? music, friends, laughter
WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST FEAR? not sure
WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU MOST DEPLORE IN YOURSELF? dunno
WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU MOST DEPLORE IN OTHERS? being nasty, bullying, spreading lies
WHAT IS YOUR MOST TREASURED POSSESSION? prob my ipod when i get it! atm: my best friend
WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO LIVE? stroud!
WHAT MAKES YOU DEPRESSED? being stressed, not enough time to do things, being sad nasty stuff like that
WHAT DO YOU DISLIKE ABOUT YOUR APPEARANCE? the way people look at me and laugh!!!!! lol, dunno really
WHAT IS YOUR MOST UNAPPEALING HABIT? Biting my nails
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE WORD? connonations for the meaning, peculiar for the sound - especially how my mum says it! (and bottles!.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE BOOK? more than one favourtite, and list too long,
RADIATOR OR AIR CONDITIONING? both, in idfferent seasons!
CAT OR DOG? Doggyyy
IS IT BETTER TO GIVE OF RECIEVE? depends on what it is.. in mean you don't really want to be on the recieving end of a slap, or to recieve someone's chlamidia do you? LOl but generally giving, so you get something back!!!!!
WHAT IS YOUR GUILTIEST PLEASURE? ???
WHAT DO YOU OWE YOUR PARENTS? Everything: for bringing me into the world and giving me a good upbringing
WHAT OR WHO IS THE GREATEST LOVE OF YOUR LIFE? ha!
HAVE YOU EVER SAID "I LOVE YOU AND NOT MEANT IT? hope not!
WHO WOULD PLAY YOU IN A MOVIE OF YOUR LIFE? myself . . . .?
WHAT KEEPS YOU AWAKE AT NIGHT? not being able to get to sleep - too many thoughts!
WHICH WORDS OR PHRASES DO YOU MOST OVERUSE? lol online, thats it really
WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY AND WHY? i really don't know
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A SAME-SEX EXPERIENCE?
WHAT SONG WOULD YOU LIKE PLAYED AT YOUR FUNERAL? prob angels or for the beuty of the earth lol! i wnat my poem to be read at my funeral as well
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE REMEMBERED? as luke warner. myself. i cant be anyone else.
WHAT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT LESSON LIFE HAS TAUGHT YOU? life is good. we were born to live.

Happy Christmas One and All!

Firstly, as I won't get a chance to post this before Christmas, Happy Christmas to all my readers, friends and enemies and a happy new year to you all! Enjoy it!

Well, this is very exciting - I believe this to be the first post I will make from home on my new broadband connection! I am currently home alone, listening to my very loud collection, typing this blog, and I have just broken up for the Christmas holidays! boy do I need. I can't believe that I have been at downfield so long! Its now the Christmas holidays, I have two weeks and then I go back and do modules for psychology and IT! OMG! (makes notes to revise!) Anyway, I need the break because I have been doing so much work these last couple of days what with essays and coursework essays and minutes and now the choir Christmas season is on-line so I will be even more busy lol - not that I am complaining cos I love it! I suppose that rhis isn;t really going to be a news update or a diray entry, as the main reason for the blog was the title! :)

My IQ - 118!

I just thought the world might like to know that According to the Tickle On-line Free Classic IQ test, I have an IQ of 118.

I was slightly bored so I took an IQ test on Tickle. I had to guess some questions lol cos they were so confusing and I couldn't work them out, but I definitely knew the answers for some lol! Anyway, after In had signed up and registered, and then registered again, the screen told me that I had an IQ of 118. On the last IQ test i took I had an IQ of 99, so I am pleased. I have looked on Google to try and find out what my score means in terms of intelligence, but I couldn't find anything except the paragraph, below.

According to www.extremeintellect.com/ei2007/IQ/historyiqtests.htmlA, "IQs range from 85 to 115 (According to the Stanford-Binet scale). Only approximately 1% of the people in the world have an IQ of 135 or over. Half of the population have IQ’s of between 90 and 110".

I am assuming that 118 is quite a high score? Comment please and tell me what you think?