Big Brother Live Launch 2009
Big Brother Live Launch Show 2009
“Tonight, 16 people move into that house. They have no idea that none of them are housemates.”
-BB Theme Tune-
*screams in excitement*
Awww, I love the BB theme. It’s just that moment at the beginning where it kind of wipes and then it kicks in … love it. And Davina’s opener, although already known by the press and general media of assembled BB fans who read spoilers, was still pretty exciting. Welcome to Big Brother 2009!
We are back … and ready to rock!!
Thank you dave (walking up steps to House) … his first and last mention in the whole series.
Moments away from moving into pure luxury … right?
WRONG davina and me say together
Lovely décor on the way in lol
Walking around house, futuristic looks nice – one room and crates
What is the chair for … and should you answer the phone? Lol
One room and a garden … I don’t like the really short look around the house
Lets meet the first housemate who will be sleeping on its floor
HOUSEMATES:
FREDDIE – posh arse, stupid hat, free love, musical, thinks he is cool, serious girlfriends, booed on way in, desperate to experience public disliking him, he is now, “enjoy the show everyone”, wants to get into politics, stop shouting!!, right side of stairs for us, “hello everyone” – no one in the house yet you tit. Answered phone – toilet, enjoy the show – would without you on it. Pushed door and it didn’t open, must feel like a tit.
Davina – posh: do make your self at home, but its not exactly the home he is used too
LISA: I would love women, I would like to turn them, loud crazy chick, no a leels, can do anything, herself, the loud crazy fun one, go into the house before they start booing – woops they have!fun run on the walk way in lol, right side of stairs,
Freddie: Company – Lisa: Like yer hair/ hat?,
F take that bloody hat off – L: mad all the way
SOPHIE
S: Ask me anything intelligent and I can answer it: BB: What’s the capital of Uraguay? S: U
Glamour model, blonde bimbo oh dear. Ive got 3 sports bras on. Boobs! Urg stereotypical blonde bimbo with boobs. Thinks she has huge ears, but we aren’t looking at them are we… love davina! Wanted to be air hostess, but doesn’t like flying! Right side, and mirror check! Ive got such a flat hair do! Lol
L: how you, lisa (shaking hands) so confusing and annoying, but asking lots of questions to make people feel welcome
L: Press moving them on, and didn’t get to see Davina!
After the break for some prospective television tenants.
KRIS – curly hair! Know what looks good, slim is in and curls get girls, don’t know how to charm a girl, don’t care too much about anything or anyone, more cheers on way in, some boos, (sign saying “we’re mps and we’re here at your expense”)
Quickest walk in ever! Right side of steps, mirror check!!,
S: I like your hair! Flirt bag already lol!
NOIRIN – thinks she is very gorgeous, irish, beautiful, grown up with religion and lives by 10 commandments, got very drunk and forgot to put on underwear, will be faithful but if something comes along that is better – walked straight through press, booed!, left side of stairs!!!
K: eyes made at her already! Arranging his hair already! Preening!
CAIRON – whats your name? whats your name first? Canadian britisj – bright colours. Always look neat when you go out on the street cos you don’t now who you might me?! i know I am attractive! Don’t lie, hate back stabbers, got some toy stuck out his back pocket, right side of stairs,
F has removed his hat! Finally! Im from the countryside!
K has blanked him already!
Dav: are they not wondering where the other rooms are?
Half way through … next with love - from Rusia then?
ANGEL – boxer. Messenger – spread the word of fitness. Named her abs. used to be a rockstar. Theatrical antics – hats and walking stick? Pantomime thing is not going to work says Dav. Just go in the house love! LOL. The more they boo her, the slower she gets. Lots of booing, even though she loves you all. Hello crazy people, she says as she comes in! Left side of stairs.
KARLY – Blonde and Brunette! Blonde looks for BB. Thinks she is very hot. Likes footballers. Likes money and successful men. Loves attention, and will deffo be one of the popular in the house. People perceive this as being a bitch. And she is getting booed. Oops. Drooped out of uni after 3 weeks. Right side of stairs.
Enters as Freddie saying We Are The Show
MARCUS. Wolverine. Action hero. Generally cheered! Nickname Dark horse. Really quickly into the house! Right side of stairs. Nice meet and greet.
7 more to go, see you after the break.
10: BEINZAIR – Pakistani Muslim woman needed in the house. Don’t cover your self up, just be your self. Alpha female. Not scared to talk my mind. Cheers and boos. 149 pieces of jewellery into the house. Single because men are scared of her.
Jingling down the stairs.
SOPHIA small and fierce! Fun loving! Great laugh! In banking, and sooo short! Why would you want to be something that doesnt require any brain cells? Not an act, this is me? Screaming and very excited!!! General cheers, more from her though lol! First girl to be unanimously cheered on the way in, by Davina! Tired out from being excited lol! Left side of stairs.
RODRIGO Positive and laughing, from Brazil. Loes everything about Britain. England is turning me gay – everyone is good looking. Bi. Don’t like bright colours! Goes to church everyday apparently! Bright colours!! Right side of stairs. Very loud entrance hello lol! Blondes eyeing him up already.
CHARLIE – not nasty! Flirts with everyone. Geordie accent! In boxers! In a call centre. LUSH EYES. Walked straight through the press there! Let them get some pictures of you, you’re hot!!!! Quickest entrance ever!! Blondes like him already? Must have met some people in auditions?
Cairon has closed down with people. Rodrigo has a smile on his face ;)
Final 3 after the break!
14 – Zafia? Im not a nice person. I try to not be a bitchy person. I don’t see nice people in people. Not scared. Strong personality. Knows in 5 minutes if she likes you. Baby 7months, little girl 6 @ 19. split with two parents. Independent mother not single mother. Dental nurse. Brainy? Children are my number 1 priority – hence why going into house??? Silly billy. God a bit booed. Left stairs.
Bends over to hear peoples names. Nice to meet everyone everyone!
SREE Indian. Erg. Su president. Mum and dad. International business. They get very drunk very quick. Union jack shirt – didn’t notice before! Uk is safest place in world? Has flag in hand. Has fan club not friends! Given flag to dave the security guard! Lol right side of stairs!
Doesn’t seem very happy to meet people or be in the house. Yeah. Im Shree.
FINAL HOUSEMATE: Siavash, event organiser. Rock star look. Iranian. “Unique!” fashion sense. Cant help the fact that people think I am amazing. Huh. Booed. Religion was invented by a businessman.. nice concept. Daddy is home he says!
After the break, 2 of them just might just become housemates! See you in a sec!
Time to hand over to Big Brother … Rodrigo goes to the diary room, and remembers it is a slide door!
Diary room chair looks sweet!
Rodrigo is very happy to be here … but nobody is a housemate lol
Board with face sat next to him. Big brother explains no body is a housemate and so not guaranteed a place. No immediate reaction lol.
Has to get another housemate to shave off their eyebrows in the barbers chair witht the clippers , and draw a permanent marker curly moustache and glasses on their face. If completed, both housemates become housemates.
Moustache and glasses have to be redrawn on everyday!!! Haha!
He only has 4 minutes!!!
Everyone quiet!! Haha he says as he walks in
Explaining it, people want to split them.
OMG NOIREEN has been dragged and sat in the chair!! Eyebrows shave doff but may have drawn them on already?!!!
Expressed about permanent marker? Lol
Now she looks very upset in the mirror! Volunteer needs eyebrows shaved off – she still has black lines
Volunteer discussion takes a long time.
Congratulations – they passed and are guaranteed a place.
BB makes an error saying Rodrigo!!
Bedroom now open for these two housemates!!
Viewers decide rest of the cast – live on Sunday we vote for who we want to be a housemate!! See you live on Sunday!
