A GREAT day at School.

Please note: It may be bad for your health if you do not spot the sarcasm in the title of this post.

OK, great news, hot off the press.

Today was a crap day at school. I had two lessons of maths on the same day, and one lesson of french. The good lessons were IT and games, although i wasn't very good in games. I did manage to catch the shuttlecock with one hand though. In French, I-saw-a-mitchell (mrs sorya mitchell) was full of bad news. Not only is she not going to be here for our mocks, (she is on some exchange) she told us of the avion bug.

Apparently, My Lock went to a conference yesterday, and heard about this bug that is going round. Its a bad type of flu, taht has been going round on a national scale, and due to statistical evidence and peoples opinions e.t.c they are saying that this bug is going to hit england around the time taht we are starting to sit our GCSEs. Oh Joy. It gets better. If we are absent for the examination, our mock results will be used to influence the examiner and tell them about us. This means that our mocks may be highly useful to represent our attainment levels in the real thing. It also means we have to do really well in the mocks, in case something happens. And with only one month and a week to go till mocks . . . . . . . . .