Retard Percentage Test . . . . 30% for me, apparently

1.[x] I have walked into a glass/screen door.
2.[ ] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.
3.[ ] I have choked on my own spit
4.[ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.
5.[ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.
6.[ ] I have accidently caught something on fire.
7.[ ] I've told a cop to fuck off and gotten screwed for it.
8.[ ] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went int my nose, rather than my mouth.
9.[x] Sometimes when I think of something funny, I laugh out loud and people look at me like I am weird.
10.[ ] I've caught myself drooling
11.[ ] I've accidently caused an explosion. *coughs*
12.[x] If someone says the word "fart", I can't help but laugh. (sometimes!)
13.[ ] I've turned into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times.
14.[ ] Sometimes I just...stop thinking & zone out.
15.[x] It is POSSIBLE to lick ur elbow (matt l could do it y7/8)
16.[ ] I just tried to lick my elbow.
17.[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.
18.[ ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice"
19.[x] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking (that is soo anoying!)
20.[x] I [have used] my fingers to do simple math.
21.[ ] I've jumped off a moving vehicle (fell off, but that doesnt count!)
22.[ ] I ate a bug for $5 or less.*haha*
23.[x] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important.
24.[ ]I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't.
25.[ ] I've peed my pants when I was HIGH.
26.[ ] I've ran around naked when I was drunk
27.[x] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.
28.[ ] I accidently break a lot of things.
29.[ ] my friends know not to use big words on me.
30.[ ] actually im fun to kick it with and laugh with friends like me because I'm fun to laugh at.
31.[ ] I cock my head to the side when I'm confused.
32.[x] Sometimes i start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.
33.[x] I've fallen out of my chair before.
34.[ ] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.

Instructions:
Copy and Paste.
Fill in the x's for you
Once you get your answer multiply the Xs' by 3 and you'll see how retarded you are, and put it in the title LOL!