Chavs - Who needs them?

Some turd came up to me when I was on my paper round and asked me if I was a chav?!?!?!?! LOL! Well, I replied in the negative. I only wear blue - except when I am at downfield or some other formal thing, so never white, I am not very sporty, I can speak normal english, I don't swear for every other word, I do not wear platinum white bicycle chains aroud my neck, I do not carry a gun or a knife, and I certainly wouldn't dream or want to stick any part of these weapons into a person, I undersatnd the concepts of grammar, I do not have one ear (or any other ear pierced for that matter), I listen to my music by plugging in headphones into my ears instead of blasting it out to the world on my phone or carrying round a boom box, I don't hang out with friends in groups 15 or more, I don't play sport in the street, I do not wear ridiculous hats jammed onto my head at ridiculous angles, I do not smoke, I do not wear sporty, large branded, bland clothing with logos and company names all over it, I do not strut around like I own the place, I do not work at McDonalds, meet at Mcdonalds or eat very often at Mcdonalds, I am not a thief or a thug or a vandal or a hooligan or a druggie or a dealer/stoner or an anti social drop out, I do not think of myself as "fucking hard", I do not have more than one girl friend (at a time), my parents love me and support me, If i was going to rob a shop i wouldn't walk in through the front door and although I do make spelling mistakes I do have a positive IQ. Good riddance you moron.

/Edit: Oh, and I don't spit all over the place either. My socks are never half way up my legs (! according to amber), my hair is (hopefully) never slimy and covered in hair gel (i use hair wax, sometimes hahaha), I don't say "innit", I do not drink alcohol in the middle of a bush in the park because I can't get into a pub, I do say please and thank you, and I don't initiate a fight with a person who is smaller then me. Oh and I frequently use the word frequently, which no chav could even spell, let alone say. The end.