LOL - I'm LOLing - some random funny things of mine
I recently got stung by an unidentified flying something on my knee and it
really hurted, and now i have got bitten twice on my arm . .. loverly, I'm sure
you'll agree!
beeping slags
Bag rash!!
oh fiddle
oh fiddle sticks
are you all right?
no i am 50% left
male and female parental units
textual messages
"the folks" gosh, the youth of today
what an expression
oh fiddle i am bored :]
Being Perfect may be ok for barbie, but just remember.. she ended up with a guy who has plastic balls =]
hahahaha
"You can't just go around killing people just becauase you don't agree with them"
I think my finger and your eye just had an intimate moment
tell your boxers its rude to point hahaha
Stupidest thing you have ever done: I once differentiated x to the minus five as minus one over x to four! What a klutz I am!
"every one is farting, poor glyn nealry blew him self up" oh LOL
"three cretins have checked into our hotel"
You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I'll tickle your catastrophe!
When the rabbit of chaos is pursued by the ferret of disorder through the fields of anarchy, it is time to hang your pants on the hook of darkness. Whether they're clean or not.
[Thine] face is not worth sunburning.
Get thee to a nunnery
[Thou hath] not so much brain as ear wax.
A mistress is what goes between a mister and a mattress
"When I'm listening to classical music, I feel like a serial killer. That's a bit worrying isn't it?"
If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
After God had created Adam he noticed that he looked very lonely. He decided to help.
He said "Adam, I've decided to make you a woman. She'll love you, cook for you, be sweet to you, and understand you."
Adam said "Great! How much will she cost me?"
The answer came back, "An arm and a leg."
"Well," said Adam "what can I get for a rib?"
A penguin goes into a pub and says, "Has my brother been in?" And the barman says, "Dunno - what's he look like?"
A bloke goes into a pub with his pet newt, and says, "I'll have a pint of lager - and a saucer of milk for Tiny, please."
"Why's he called Tiny?" asks the barman. "Because he's my newt," says the man.
A horse walks in to a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?"
okies thats enough for now :]]
really hurted, and now i have got bitten twice on my arm . .. loverly, I'm sure
you'll agree!
beeping slags
Bag rash!!
oh fiddle
oh fiddle sticks
are you all right?
no i am 50% left
male and female parental units
textual messages
"the folks" gosh, the youth of today
what an expression
oh fiddle i am bored :]
Being Perfect may be ok for barbie, but just remember.. she ended up with a guy who has plastic balls =]
hahahaha
"You can't just go around killing people just becauase you don't agree with them"
I think my finger and your eye just had an intimate moment
tell your boxers its rude to point hahaha
Stupidest thing you have ever done: I once differentiated x to the minus five as minus one over x to four! What a klutz I am!
"every one is farting, poor glyn nealry blew him self up" oh LOL
"three cretins have checked into our hotel"
You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I'll tickle your catastrophe!
When the rabbit of chaos is pursued by the ferret of disorder through the fields of anarchy, it is time to hang your pants on the hook of darkness. Whether they're clean or not.
[Thine] face is not worth sunburning.
Get thee to a nunnery
[Thou hath] not so much brain as ear wax.
A mistress is what goes between a mister and a mattress
"When I'm listening to classical music, I feel like a serial killer. That's a bit worrying isn't it?"
If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
After God had created Adam he noticed that he looked very lonely. He decided to help.
He said "Adam, I've decided to make you a woman. She'll love you, cook for you, be sweet to you, and understand you."
Adam said "Great! How much will she cost me?"
The answer came back, "An arm and a leg."
"Well," said Adam "what can I get for a rib?"
A penguin goes into a pub and says, "Has my brother been in?" And the barman says, "Dunno - what's he look like?"
A bloke goes into a pub with his pet newt, and says, "I'll have a pint of lager - and a saucer of milk for Tiny, please."
"Why's he called Tiny?" asks the barman. "Because he's my newt," says the man.
A horse walks in to a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?"
okies thats enough for now :]]
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