Condoms!!!!

HAHA Imagine if ALL....major retailers started making their own brand of condoms and kept the same tag line........


. Nokia Condoms - Connecting people
. Timex Condoms - Takes a licking and keeps on ticking
. Volkswagon Condoms - Think small
. Winders Condoms - Screaming 4 more
. PC World's Condoms - We're with u every step of the way
. Halifax Condoms - Who gives you extra? who? who? we do!
. Charmin Condoms - Break the habbit
. Telletubbie Condoms - Again again!!!
. Cadburys Condoms - Give in2 your happiness
. Red Bull Condoms - Gives u wings
. Cadbury's Creme Egg Condoms - How do u eat yours?
. Mr Kipling Condoms - Makes exceedingly good condoms
. Nike Condoms - Just do it!!
. Abbey National condoms - Because life is complicated enough!
. Coca Cola condoms - The real thing
. Halifords Condoms - We go the extra mile
. Andrex Condoms - Soft strong and very long
. Ever Ready condoms - Keep going and going
. Frosties - They're grrreat!!
· Sainsbury Condoms – Making Life Taste Better
· Renault Condoms – Size Really Does Matter!
· Tesco Condoms – Every Little Helps
· Burger King Condoms – Home Of The Whopper
· Muller Light Condoms – So Much Pleasure, But Where’s The Pain
· Peugeot Condoms – The Ride Of Your Life
· Royal Mail Condoms – I Saw This And Thought Of You
· Pringles Condoms – Once You Pop, You Can’t Stop
· Andrew Condoms – Soft, Strong And Very, Very Long
· Ever Ready Condoms – Keep Going And Going
· Galaxy Condoms – Why Have Rubber When You Can Have Silk
· KFC Condoms – Finger Licking Good
· Minstrels Condoms – Melt In Your Mouth, Not In Your Hands
· Safeway Condoms – Lightening The Load
· Ronseal Condoms – Does Exactly What It Says On The Tin
· Carlsberg Condoms – Probably The Best Condom In The World
· AA Condoms – For The 4th Emergency Service
· Pepperami Condoms – It’s A Bit Of An Animal
· Heinz Salad Cream Condoms - It's all going on!
· Sure Crystal Condoms - Unbeatable against white marks
· UCI Cinema Condoms - Coming Soon
· Lynx Condoms - Because you never know when to!
· Treseme Condoms - Only for professionals
· Insette Condoms - For that extra hold
· Gillete Condoms - The best a man can get
· Churchill Car Insurance Condoms - Ooooo yeshhh!
· Kit Kat Condoms - Take a break
· Polo Condoms – The Condom With The Hole!!!


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