Things That Make me Laugh [Part 1]

Ok, here are some quotes and phrases that I have collected in my red notebook that make me laugh. The initials are there so that the person is not embarrassed. I have also included a small explanation to each one, to explain how it came about. These are not in order of occurrence, because I have written them down in my mind or my notebook at random times and not necessarily when the quote occurred. I am also going to keep adding more, as and when the occur, and as and when I remember to post them, so keep checking this post!

1. "Get rid of the problem before it becomes a problem." [AL] (This was in an RE lesson. Al is quite mad!)
2. "It is wrong to kill. If you do, we'll kill you." [JCH] (This was in the same RE lesson, and although this is not funny, I think it is quite good. It is like "giving the death penalty to attempted suicides for a punishment").
3. "I am so clever, I should be the next Frankenstine." [LB]. (This was a popular misconception! (a slip up of the tongue)).
4. "Get out of my house". [RG] (This just makes me laugh!).
5. "Some people are proud of their onions." [JAW] (This was JW being herself really. Quite barmy!)
6. "Ben has a bra called Marcus." [ME!] (This was quite clever actually. I had posted on my other blog the sentence "Ben has a bro called Marcus". I then did the spell check. Throughout that post, I had typed "taht" for "that". I was just clicking on change all the way thorugh, as it was automatically changing the wrong word to the right word, and of course it picked up that bro was not defined. The spell checker, through me, then changed it to bra. LOl!)
7. "Frustum." [ASH] (This is a new word that I learnt in maths. It is a really cool word. Say it to yourself. It means the top half of a cone that has been cut away from the main cone.)
8. "You couldn't hang yourself with a piece of string if your life depended on it."[Me!] (It worked in my head. Ben was trying to strangle himself with a piece of string, and then he started to hang himslef. Those of you who know Ben would know that he wouldn't be able to hang himself with a piece of string, so this is why I said it).
9. "I played poosticks with Ben." [Me!] (Think about it!)
10. "Dads going to come home ranting and shaving." [JAW] (This was so funny. The correct saying is ranting and raving).
11. "I'm just going to the loobog." [JAW] (This was quite funny too. My mother (oops) is so funny sometimes!).
12. "Wouldn't it be funny if there was a budgie called Carrot?" [ALP] (She posted this in one of her comments).
13. "Wouldn't it be funny if there was a Parrot called Carrot?" [Me!] (My variation of A's comment).
14. "Wouldn't it be funny if there was a carrot called Carrot?" [Me!] (What I just typed for the above. Oh dear).